Kelp Profit Calculator
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Kelp Profit Calculator

Estimate output, fuel cost, stacks per smoker, total stacks, gross revenue, net profit, time to 1B, and the setup needed to hit a target money goal.

Inputs

Important Notes

  • Kelp growth is based on random ticks (default ~487s per growth).
  • Smoker timing is fixed throughput (5s per item).
  • If smokers go empty, your farm is growth-limited.
  • If items backlog, your smokers are the bottleneck.

Results

Enter your setup and calculate to see full breakdown, profit, and scaling requirements.